Super Boob XXXVIII Leave it to a Jackson to ignite a controversial event on public television and claim that it was a "wardrobe faux pas." R-i-i-i-ght. I guess she always wears those pretty, sun-shaped nipple shields.

Sure, I gasped when J.T. grabbed Janet's breastplate and a boob popped out, but I thought that perhaps it was a flesh-colored bra or some kind of body suit. No way that they would show an actual tit on television.

Then Monday morning came as did the e-mails showing close-ups of Janet's (Miss Jackson, cause she's nasty) adorned boob. "Wow!" I thought. I guess it really was her breast. On the morning drive to work it was on the radio; it was on the local news stations at lunch. And to answer the nationwide question, "was I offended?" Fuck no. Hell, that was the best part of the halftime show. Then again, I'm a single guy without children.

But what about the really important stuff? You know, like the incredible, "down-to-the-freaking-wire" game that ended with Viniatieri's successful field goal kick at 0:04 seconds in the fourth? The amazing 69-yard touchdown pass hammered out by Delhomme? Sure, I was awed by the fact that her boob was shown. On CBS. And after the dust settles, you'll realize, "huh, it's just a boob." We see them all the time. On the Internet or in the flesh. It wasn't even that great of a boob, if you ask me.

A game like last night, though, isn't something you witness everyday.



Bostonians On Crack What the fuck were they thinking? I'm talking about the masses of complete and utter idiots smashing and tipping over somebody's car because the Patriots won the Superbowl. "Oooo, like they've never won a game." They've won two in two years; and somehow that warrants that kind of behavior? And some dumbass gets plowed over with an SUV. Serves them right for being in the midst of that Cesspool of Stupid. The firefighters should have shot the crowd with water in the frigid temperatures to "cool 'em off." I'm not calling all Bostonians idiots, just the ones dumb enough to be participating in the imbecilic destruction of personal property. That could have been your car they demolished.



Commercialism The Sierra Mist commercials were great, the Pepsi commercial with the bears was great, the 7-Up commercial with the "Make the Basket" gag was wacky, the Budweiser commercials were great, the Bud Light commercial and the "rocket sled" horse was hilarious, the Ford GT is freakin' awesome, the movie previews were great, and you can't pay me enough to watch "Survivor: All-Stars."



Endnotes Josh Groban's NASA tribute was absolutely stellar and Beyonce's rendition of the National Anthem was phenomenal. The pipes on those two are amazing! The halftime show paled in comparison to the opening kickoff show.