The only grits cookin' here are those in Jan's large can of whoop-ass to idiot drivers.
This is what Jan stirs up:

Pisses me off to no end when some retard looks at me
coming down the road towards him or her (acknowliding equal
opportunity here) and burns rubber on two tires to get on the
road ahead of me..... and then runs 10 mph to make a left turn 100 ft down the road.

Stirs my grits when idiots that get their license at WalMart
never consider giving any kind of signal about what they
think they wanna do next. They're blowing horns and waving fingers and talkin' on cell phones. The bigger and more expensive the vehicle, the more obnoxious they are.

And, the #1 thing that pisses me off is all the Yankees invading us and telling us WE don't know how to drive while
they're the ones damming up the interstates day after day after day with wrecks. Shucks, we all know the short cuts on the back roads. We're sittin' home laffin' at 'em .....