tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60850212011-04-21T14:18:21.930-07:00Shiny Happy Head's "lucid SCREAMING"What the hairy-lipped-monkey-hell pisses you off? If you want to share something that begins with "I hate it when...", well here's your chance. Don't worry, you'll be seeing my "incessant rants" here too. And if you're lucky, you just might see a few hairy-lipped monkeys. Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1075773362655737162004-02-02T17:56:00.000-08:002004-02-03T18:01:05.873-08:00Super Boob XXXVIII Leave it to a Jackson to ignite a controversial event on public television and claim that it was a "wardrobe faux pas." R-i-i-i-ght. I guess she always wears those pretty, sun-shaped nipple shields.
Sure, I gasped when J.T. grabbed Janet's breastplate and a boob popped out, but I thought that perhaps it was a flesh-colored bra or some kind of body suit. No way that theyShinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1071807152056771422003-12-18T20:12:00.000-08:002003-12-18T20:12:46.703-08:00The only grits cookin' here are those in Jan's large can of whoop-ass to idiot drivers.
This is what Jan stirs up:
Pisses me off to no end when some retard looks at me
coming down the road towards him or her (acknowliding equal
opportunity here) and burns rubber on two tires to get on the
road ahead of me..... and then runs 10 mph to make a left turn 100 ft down the road.
Stirs my grits when Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1069472710850415582003-11-21T19:45:00.000-08:002003-11-21T19:46:48.646-08:00Annie is having gas pains. No no, not that kind; just the kind that involves her indolent coworkers in the gasoline industry who just seem to breeze through the day without a care...and knowledge. Testify, Sistah Annie!:
Have you ever worked with people who are so set on merely getting through another day, they never take the time to learn anything new about their jobs?
I'm a big fan of Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1069076950064031392003-11-17T05:49:00.000-08:002003-11-17T05:49:15.886-08:00Cass sings us a new "Immigrant Song" that might not be as popular as Zeppelin's version, but it does hold true for many of us who were actually born in America. Actually I live in Oklahoma, but it's frightening that illegals have made their way up to Idaho. I wonder if the Arctic Circle has any illegal immigrants.....anyway, this is what Cass has to say:
Ok first of all, I know that you must Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1069020746073944392003-11-16T14:12:00.000-08:002003-11-16T14:39:09.523-08:00If Hitler were to have been reincarnated, I think his spirit would be inhabiting my boss' body. Jan Voskamp is perhaps one of the stingiest, "coal-in-his-ass-out-pops-a-diamond" assholes I've ever met.
Essentially he hires immigrants (it's a safe bet that most of them are illegals) because they work for a lower wage, and eventually I can see him replacing all the "Americans" with them. One ofShinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1068962295154267702003-11-15T21:58:00.000-08:002003-11-15T21:58:20.493-08:00As the mysterious voice that beckoned to Costner, "If you build it, he will come;" so do those who want to express their gripes. MysticWuv shares one of her rants and quite possibly one of her tits:
I Hate It When...........................
You walk into a crowed room and everyone stares at you like your a freak. Is
there something wrong with my hair? Is my tit showing? Did I forget to
Shinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085021.post-1068956301650331732003-11-15T20:24:00.000-08:002003-11-15T20:26:21.703-08:00If the introduction above fails to explain what this particular blog is all about, then put the crack pipe down, Freakshow.
It's axiomatic, baby. "lucid SCREAMING" is a place for me to rant; to illuminate my annoyances. And since I'm a giving, caring Shiny, Happy Head; I'll let you share your irksome grievances as well. If you want to bitch about something, send me an e-mail with your nameShinyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04344396789181553422noreply@blogger.com